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Lunchtime Poll: Rachel Maddow can’t use props

On last night’s Rachel Maddow Show, during a segment called “Attention COLON Deficit Disorder,” Rachel boldly attempted to create her own graphic with huge pieces of red felt and failed miserably. The video is truly hilarious in a “wait a

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‘The Hills’ series finale: The joke’s on us, apparently

If you’ve been watching the final season of The Hills, you know that last night’s series finale came down to the relationship status of Kristin and Brody. After dating, breaking up, being friends, then friends with benefits, Kristin was ready

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Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Machete’ poster: No.

She wasn’t in the new ‘Machete’ trailer, but Lindsay Lohan sure is on this movie poster, licking a gun. As you’ll remember, Lindsay is no stranger to posing with weapons near her mouth, having graduated from 2007′s minor-league cutlery phase

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Lunchtime Poll: What the hell was Padma wearing?

I’m sure it’s like an expensive designer top or whatever, but this does not change the fact that during the Quickfire Challenge on last night’s Top Chef, Padma Lakshmi looked like a very fancy turtle. Or maybe the black stuff

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Why the world needs Mary Murphy, Paula Abdul, and David Hasselhoff

At about 2 a.m. on Tuesday night, while I was writing my So You Think You Can Dance recap, it hit me: I really, really miss Mary Murphy. This is not a conclusion I ever expected myself to come to

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‘Showgirls’: The trainwreck that keeps chugging along, 15 years later

If you’ve ever had food poisoning, you know that long after all of the vomiting is over and you’ve finally purged the enemy from your system, there’s a taste memory that sticks with you forever. It’s why I can’t eat

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Lunchtime Poll: Bacon or Smoked Salmon vodka?

Sorry to bring up alcohol at lunchtime, but Lucille Bluth has been at it since 8 o’clock in the morning and we all need to catch up. (That martini to your right? “That one didn’t count.”) A trendy Google news

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We love that Dolly Parton still looks like this…

While scouring the Late Show website for my first glimpse of how USA soccer star Landon Donovan looks draped in biz-cazh instead of nylon-mesh, I came across another of last night’s interviews: Dolly Parton, who became thoroughly turned on by

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‘True Blood’: TV’s most twisted sex scene of all time?

SPOILER ALERT! If you haven’t watched last night’s True Blood and intend to, stop reading here. Ken Tucker’s got your review of the episode. We just want to talk about that sex scene. We’ve witnessed — and rewound — some

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PopWatch Confessional: Weirdest celebrity dreams?

The freaky dream-capturing plot in Christopher Nolan’s upcoming Inception suddenly has the EW staff (perhaps over-)sharing our weirdest dreams involving celebrities. It’s scary in here. Won’t you join us? Arranged in order of appropriateness (most to least) Adam Markovitz: Jennifer

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