She wasn’t in the new ‘Machete’ trailer, but Lindsay Lohan sure is on this movie poster, licking a gun. As you’ll remember, Lindsay is no stranger to posing with weapons near her mouth, having graduated from 2007′s minor-league cutlery phase

“I bet people can actually die of embarrassment. I bet it’s been medically proven.” –Angela Chase, My So-Called Life, 1994 “Grow your own lashes with Latisse! Vote0

Aw hell no, Emmy. Just one year ago, I gave you a slight slap on the wrist for neglecting to nominate Cat Deeley — the enthusiastic, gorgeous, dedicated host of So You Think You Can Dance — for Outstanding Reality

Over the weekend I had nightmares about being a contestant on ABC’s Wipeout. They were at first terrifying but ultimately harmless because I ended up using my powerful sense of reason (which clearly does not translate to daylight hours) to

One way to combat the oppressive heat, I’ve found, is to will myself onto a hypothetical tundra and just sit there (a.k.a. here at my desk) for a while and zone out. My ultimate winter wonderland fantasy is the “Poor

“Sit your $5 a– down before I make change,” Nino Brown says in New Jack City to his partner Gee Money. Ouch. “What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard,” Principal Max

What the hell, Posh Spice? Someone needs to have aspirational short hair for all of us out there who would look ridiculous with short hair. I thought it would be you, forever. But now there are pelts on your shoulders.

Researchers have determined that through a connection to the British royal family, Robert Pattinson and Vlad the Impaler, the inspiration for the main character in Bram Stoker’s Dracula, are related. It’s so weird that this news would surface now, but

Dimension has revealed its latest poster for Aug. 20′s Piranha 3D — and it’s as disappointing as a Kenny G song without the soprano sax. Come on, Piranha 3D: You’re a movie called…Piranha 3D. We should fully expect the poster

Former New York governor and prostitute enthusiast Eliot Spitzer will replace Campbell Brown in CNN’s 8 p.m. time slot. Along with Washington Post columnist Kathleen Parker, Spitzer will host a rountable discussion program to debut this fall. Vote0