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Stephen Colbert and Andy Cohen perfect ‘The Real Housewives’ eye roll

Andy Cohen took a break from his Bravo clubhouse duties to play the role of late night guest on The Colbert Report last night, where he was welcomed with a complimentary vodka soda (extra light on the soda). Because Colbert

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‘Watch What Happens Live’ finale: Could Rachel Dratch be the next ‘Real Housewives’ star? Or simply its biggest fan?

Or can she at least add the Bravo reality stars to her celebrity impersonation repertoire? Dratch and Real Housewives of New York and Bethenny Getting Married? star Bethenny Frankel joined my Bravo bestie Andy Cohen for the “Goodbye Until September”

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Lunchtime Poll: Lindsay Lohan meets an old enemy in prison?

Ah, cruel fate! Lindsay Lohan probably wanted to spend her jail time in quiet contemplation. Maybe she’d carve herself a chess set, or take a class to learn how to read good. But her stint in the clink just got

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’ recap: Get me outta here!

After we learned that Teresa Giudice and her husband Joe had filed for bankruptcy, thinking about her lavish housewarming party a few episodes ago makes me sad. What makes me even sadder? Last night it was apparent that Teresa did know

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This is the week of Despicable Me

Imagine our surprise to receive this doomsday iPhone missive from Doc Jensen during his summer vacation: “A DARK CLOUD OF DESPICABLE ME-NESS HAS DESCENDED UPON US! RUN FOR OUR LIVES!” We honestly had no idea he was camping in the

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New ‘Social Network’ teaser trailer is a riveting live chat ft. Rashida Jones and the new Spider Man

In the spirit of the first teaser trailer for Aaron Sorkin’s The Social Network — a.k.a. the Facebook movie, which is set to open the New York Film Festival Sept. 24 — the second teaser trailer continues to avoid traditional

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‘True Beauty’ recap: Would meddling in other people’s business make me truly beautiful?

ABC’s True Beauty continues to teach me important life lessons on how to be a good person. Help people look for their phantom lost jewelry (which I would do anyway because they’d be hidden gems). Do not accept free vests

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Lindsay Lohan on ‘Double Exposure’: Always wipe down your stripper pole

Last night, we saw the conclusion to the Lindsay Lohan-related saga that began on last week’s Double Exposure episode, titled “Is Lindsay Here Yet?” And frankly, I’m not sure what all the fuss was about. Recap in case you missed

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Most Satisfying ‘Wipeout’ of the Week: Renaissance Man

A lady won ABC’s Wipeout last night! Not just a lady, but “New Mom,” because everyone on Wipeout needs a memorable-for-44-minutes moniker that viewers can latch onto and real names are irrelevant on game shows in which objects repeatedly fly

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2010′s Sexiest Vegetarian Celebrity is not Entertainment Weekly writer Michael Ausiello

The above headline seems like the most obvious statement in the world to me on so many levels, but today PETA has officially confirmed it. EW’s Michael Ausiello, a.k.a. the office’s biggest loser, is a less sexy vegetarian than actual

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