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Please, Feel Free to Try This at Home

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Yes, I'm certain that this will work; we just needed someone with the balls to prove the rocket jump works in real life, just like our thought balloons are visible to the naked eye! So if you have a bazooka

Everybody Wants to Play Batman

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Well, duh. Still, this three-minute animated promo for the Batman: Brave and the Bold games is pretty sweet, if only because it exists at all. Seriously, it's like a free, three-minute-long cartoon, albeit one that's doing a bit of shilling.

Quantum Quest Is Important, Terrible

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Yesterday I got a press release for a movie called Quantum Quest in my email. It sounded important. I mean, listen to this:Quantum Quest is a sci-fi action film set in a scientifically accurate rendering of our solar system in

Geek Apparel of the Week: "Hail to the King" and "Boombox Thor"

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​• Two of the four major one-shirt-a-day websites that I know of have nerdy shirts available today, so I figured it was a sign I should show at least one of them. My favorite is this one, which takes Army

You Gotta Fight / For Your Right / To Cooooooossssssplllaaaaaaayyyy

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You may or may not be aware that Los Angeles recently banned people from dressing up like superheroes and loitering on Hollywood Boulevard. Well, this week the heroes fought back -- and when I say fought back, I mean, Darth

Breaking: You Can Now Have a Threesome with Your Wii

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​Men, have you been wanting to fuck your Nintendo Wii console? Ladies, have you been wanting to stick your Wii-mote in your vaginas, or at least get more pleasure out of doing so? Have I got good news for you.

David Tennant Needs a Haircut

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​/Film found this first look as David Tennant as Peter Vincent in the Fright Night remake, and I'm posting it mostly because he looks totally insane. Vincent is supposed to be some kind of magician now, as opposed to the

A Not-at-All-Brief Reminder that the Star Trek Reboot Was Pretty Good

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World's Greatest Movie Reviewer Mr. Plinkett has taken a break from reviewing the Star Wars prequels to take a 67-minute look at the 2009 Star Trek reboot. Shockingly, he pretty much likes it. Not shockingly, the review is brilliant, genuinely

Mr. Sandman, Bring Me a TV Series

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​The big news that happened almost immediately after I was done with work for the day yesterday (sigh) is that Warner Bros. wants to make a Sandman TV series. Yes, Neil Gaiman's Sandman of the Endless. No, it has nothing

11 Best DC Superhero Guest Stars on Smallville

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​No one knows how to reward patience like TV's Smallville. Sure, the show has it's problems. But if you kept up with the first few seasons, you only got Clark Kent battling forgettable meteor freaks (Jonathan Taylor Thomas anyone? Remember

Does Whatever a Spider Can, Assuming that Spider Is Very Into Dancing

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whatI don't even(deep breath) Okay. It's a bunch of girls doing a Spider-Man-themed dance routine. I was trying to decide whether to make the standard Mephisto/One More Day joke, since this seems some thing the devil would be directly involved

A Possible/Probable/Unconfirmed Look at Some of Batman: Arkham City's Villains

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​Please note that these potential screenshots from Batman: Arkham City are unconfirmed and from mysterious sources, so there's no telling if they're real or not. They sure look real, though; real enough that I'm giving them the benefit of the

I Hope Obi-Wan Accepts C.O.D.

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​Slow news day? Why do you ask? (Via Unreality)

Super Terrific Japanese Thing: Tropicana Fruit Sweets

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I've shown a lot of depraved and fucked up things in Super Terrific Japanese Thing before, but this... this is likely the worst. There is no call for this item other than to inflict pure evil on the third, to

A Look Back... to the Future... Game

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​I wasn't going to post this first look at Telltale's Back to the Future game, even though it debuted in today's USA Today, because it's just character designs for Marty and Doc. Then I remembered this would be another serialized

The Walking Dead Have to Walk a Bit Further

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​AMC has greenlit The Walking Dead for a second season. This is good news in general, but also good news in particular since the first episode of the first season hasn't aired yet, and won't until October 31st. It's obviously a vote

The New Conan Movie Is in Good Boobs Hands Boobs

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​I'm as much a fan of the Arnold Schwarzenegger Conan movies as anybody, but when I think of Robert Howard's Conan the Barbarian, I think of a supreme badass, in a tavern, drinking more than anybody, and surrounded by half-naked

Darth Vader Would Like Star Wars Yoga

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He already seems to be a fan of tai chi, as seen in this animation made by John Leo. Why is Vader going through various tai chi forms and movements? I don't know, but it seems quite cruel to do

7 John Carpenter Films That Actually Merit Sequels and/or Prequels

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​To badly paraphrase Big Trouble in Little China, John Carpenter fans are reasonable people who have experienced some very unreasonable things over the past couple of years. First there was Carpenter's semi-retirement. Then came his signing off on a string

Yoga for the Discerning, Shameless Nerd

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I know the Star Wars yoga guy has been around for a while, but now that Time magazine has shown his particular brand of yoga from a galaxy far, far away in video form, it's high time I finally featured