Unitarded: Kristen loses two boyfriends in one night.

1 of 4 Voted Off: Amid guest dancers, movie clips, and a field trip to a sports-drink lab, there's hardly time to eliminate someone. Oh, wait, there's plenty of time. Thanks for coming, AdéChiké!

Center of the Storm: Michael pits hitman against hitman to protect a witness that the FBI asks him to locate. Because the FBI apparently has no way of knowing where the witness's girlfriend lives.

The Hangover: It's official: Everyone in the house hates Angelina. Also, Ronnie and Sammi prove endlessly effective at stirring up drama, yet utterly useless at being interesting.

Larger Than Life: Don't go with your gut.

Laboring: Life isn't fair and that sucks. The Lions' field gets vandalized by the Panthers, which means next week's big game will be played at West Dillon. To keep her job, Tami is forced into issuing an apology for something

Christmas Comes But Once a Year: Everyone tries to hide what a miserable Christmas this is, but unfortunately, they're unable to keep any secrets from the viewers. Also, Lee Garner Jr. makes everyone dance to his tune at the SCDP

Natural Talents: Most of the remaining artists spend two days working hard to make it to the finale. Then there's Jaclyn, who -- since she can't get naked in the cold outdoors -- mopes for a day and a half

Top 4 Performances: The judges flipped for Robert's sad-clown dance, but it's Lauren who steals the show on Final 4 night. Meanwhile, Dance fans everywhere scramble to catch Kent and Neil off the friend-rebound.

...Sure Plays a Mean Pinball: Britney changes the game by… not changing the game.

Foreign Affairs: The cheftestants have to create a dish based on a foreign country. Some get countries like France or Italy, but Stephen draws Brazil and is clueless -- more than usual.

And Sew It Begins: The new season begins with designers actually cannibalizing each other. No blood though. Yet.

Auditions #2: Hey, remember when your mom would whip you up a passable meatloaf and then like, two days later, she'd serve you up meatloaf surprise or meatloaf sandwiches or meatloaf served three ways, but no matter what she called

4 Chefs Compete Again: A surprisingly drama-free episode in which the right two people go home? Well, who would want to see that?

Power Lunch: The cheftestants get into politics when they have to cook a power lunch. But the big question is, did Alex steal Ed's pea purée?

After the Final Rose: Ali and Roberto are still engaged. For now.