Made Man: The team, which now includes Jesse, tries to get a mob boss busted for a heist. But it doesn't work, because the team now includes Jesse.

Made Man: While chasing a lead named "Cobra," Jesse drags Michael into a job protecting port security guards from the mob.

1 of 11 Voted Off: Usher! Justin Bieber! Some professional Broadway dancers! All this and more pads this episode out to a full hour!

Stay: Teen love is a hard, hard thing. Lyla comes home to her Tim Riggins, but not for long. Matt leaves home and his Julie Taylor, and probably for good.

The Shape of Things to Come: ...Is what we have when Miles falls asleep between two concrete assholes. (But at least it's art.)

Who's Got Me Feelin' Emotions? : Emotional connection is the bugaboo for Week 1, as several excellent dancers get told to feel it more. Alex Wong has no such problems and is ushered into Valhalla on the arabesques of the

House of Chef-presentatives: The seventeen cheftestants report for duty in our nation's capital, where they have to cook a dish inspired by their hometowns.

Between a Rocker and a Hard Place: Kristin owns this town and makes damn sure all Brody's tricks and their unsavory friends know it. JB owns Audrina's heart and makes sure Audrina's temporary place-filler knows it. ShePratt owns up to

13 Chefs Compete: Things are going better for the chefs. But Gordon Ramsay can still find something to shout about!

14 Chefs Compete: Salvatore nearly walks out and Fran burns herself pretty badly, but it's someone else who gets sent home.

Play At Your Own Risk: My eyes! My eyes! My eyes! Also, Dina gets to quit. My eyes just want to.

Episode 4: Ali and her man-gang hit New York City and sap the city's reserves of Valtrex.

Journey: A journey of twenty-two insane episodes begins with a single rock of crack. And now we've come to the conclusion of the writers' long phantasmagoria of crack, LSD, and magic mushrooms, the conclusion known as "Regionals." Will New Directions

The Warren the Ape Interview: In our first-ever puppet interview, the real Warren the Ape talks to us about Greg the Bunny, his DUI, Dr. Drew and why he thinks he has a chance with Snooki.

New Summer Show: Rubicon: There's a government conspiracy hidden in crossword puzzles that will get you killed. For the love of God, don't do crossword puzzles. We look at the first episode of the new AMC series, and patiently wait

Bad Blood: Like this show was going to calm down and assess anything for a minute. Twice the danger, twice the insanity, and boys making out.