What If Bruce Willis Played Harry Potter?
Submitted by GerryBot on Sat, 08/04/2007 - 21:41
You know, I've always considered Harry Potter as a bit of a wimp. With the glasses and always being bailed out by someone else or accidentally worming his way out a situation.
But what if we beefed Harry Potter up a little bit, perhaps got someone a bit tougher to play the role. It'd be worth it just for what would ultimately become the new Potter's catchphrase:
Oh yes. This Harry wouldn't take any shit from Malfoy, and Voldemort would have been dispatched with a wand to the head back in first year.
We can but dream. Anyway, if you haven't caught my review of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows just yet, jump on over and check it out.
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Funny
Funny
Awsome
I think there should be a remake with Bruce Willis as Harry Potter.
I'm sure he'll end up bloody
I'm sure he'll end up bloody in some part of that movie...
lol niiice
lol niiice
OMFG
OMFG THATS FUNNY I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!
Haha. Sin City meets Harry
Haha. Sin City meets Harry Potter. :)
funny
fdswow that is f@#$%ng hilarious
THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS. YES,
THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS. YES, IT IS SO FUNNY TO MAKE POSTERS LIKE THIS MAKING FUN OF HARRY POTTER. YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO ACTUAL LIFE THAT YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR TIME MAKING FUN OF SOMETHING THAT HAS SOLD MILLIONS OF COPIES AND SOMEONE WHO HAS WENT FROM A POOR SINGLE MOTHER TO A BILLIONARE AND THE RICHEST WOMAN IN THE UNITED KINGDOM BESIDES THE QUEEN. I DOUBT YOU COULD EVER CREATE SUCH A CREATIVE WHOLE OTHER WORLD LIKE J.K ROWLING DID SO YOU SHOULDN'T JUDGE IT IF YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT IT. MAYBE IF YOU ACTUALLY PICKED UP A BOOK AND READ YOU WOULD ACTUALLY HAVE SOME INTELLIGENCE. YOU INSIGNIFICANT FOOL.
I love it when people
I love it when people criticize my intelligence using big block capitals like that. Make you look so superior to me. For my next project, I may do a mock-up of the kind of idiot who leaves comments with absolutely no sense of humor.
Put on your glasses and see the satire...
I wasn't intending for the
I wasn't intending for the block letters to "critisize your intelligence". And why would I have a sense of humor towards something that I find insuting to many people including myself? And what would a mock-up for "the kind of idiot" who does this get you? I did this because of what you did. You started this argument when you made this, you're the one to be held responsible. So why don't you make a mock-up of YOURSELF. Now that would be hilarious.
Dear humourless, I consider
Dear humourless,
I consider myself a fan of Harry Potter. I've read all the books, enjoyed them immensely thanks very much. I enjoy the movies and look forward to the next one coming out probably as much as you do.
Now, I spotted an opportunity to make what I (and several thousand other people) thought was a very funny pun on John McClain's catchphrase against a recognizable Harry Potter phrase.
If somehow you've taken this as some kind of slight on the Harry Potter fanbase, Joanne Rowling or whatever, I suggest (respectfully) that you are the one with the problem. This post is a piece of satire meant for entertainment value. If you're not entertained, then it's simply not to your taste. If you're insulted by the post, I would remind you that the characters in the picture are all fictional and they weren't offended by this.
Best wishes,
GerryBot
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